What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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