She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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