I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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