i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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