he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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