Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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