It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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