if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we have pet lesbian snakes
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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