Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I forget how to act sober
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