Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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