hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
did i just pee glitter
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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