haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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