Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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