Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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