Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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