If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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