dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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