I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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