Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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