my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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