Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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