Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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