Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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