I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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