Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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