The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I need to align my fucking chakras
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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