Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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