This girl is more easily done than said...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize