Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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