escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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