Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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