yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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