Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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