new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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