butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Betty ford says i'm here all night
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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