We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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