Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
