did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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