she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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