Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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