i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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