I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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