i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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