no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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