That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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