I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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