I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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