I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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