I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
