is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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