Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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