My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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