were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They took my balls.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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