I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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