Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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why does every cop we meet know your name?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
its liver damage thursday
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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