Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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